Saturday, December 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
I Miss You
Hom left Sg2days ago , went back home should be back to home by today evening.
Miss you lots waiting for u to come back =) Stay healty.
Miss you lots waiting for u to come back =) Stay healty.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Half year
Spent our half year to e Max was so happy =) Morning wakeup went to her aunt place help her tidy up aft tt had lunch at her aunt place . nice food i like it.
Went to Party world to K for 4hr aft tt go back home bath then went to Holand V and had dinner C.Jade xiao long bao is nice =) aft that go Bb park , where we used to chat n chat awhile.
I Love you Hom Kham
Aha
So aft selling M.water for so long "Aha" now also selling other drink dun know if Andy Lau will sing other song for his drink again? lol
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Happy & Yet Not
Recently been very busy with work and my dear having problem finding wk adt attachment
good news for me as i will be staying with Les Amis aft my attachment for fulltime.
as for dear tou her Hotel offer her cook 2 , as i heard e story in her pastry side not good . As wad her boss (pastry chef) said to her. well this is e 1st time i look down on a CHEF. for wad he say.
I can't let ppl know wat happen. Just let her boss be.. aft attacment leave there find a better place.
Hope things will get better .
Monday, April 27, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Jokes
Holes.....
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right.""Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right.""Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.
Jokes
Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife," the man said. "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife," the man said. "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Thursday, April 9, 2009
My new hair cut. Recenty too busy. Wk place lots of things to do , Dear is down with Flu had just recover =) . Ytd was a good day . Chef ask me if i wanna continute aft attachment =) a good sign
aft work meet up with Joseph apple JJ & dear @ Railmall had a btl of wine for our monthy meet up . Joseph going to US this week . John is sick so nv meet us wad a waste. lol
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
My off day
Bought a phone for Hom on 240309 , she wanna it for long =) hope that she is happy.
Wakeup @5am today cook something for Hom & Suprise her today when sent her to work .
Thou tired but everthing worth it coz I Love her .
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
A story of Love
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. '
It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. '
Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.
We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often
The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. '
It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. '
Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled. 'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.
We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
Friday, February 27, 2009
C.Jade @ JP
Fetch Hom aft work went to Jp to had our dinner, went to C.jade order "zha jiang mian" , " beef mian" & "french bean with chili" all sucks to e MAX . My zha jiang mian de sauce is just ketchup + master chef e soup for my "mian super salty. Hom de beef mian salty , e french bean over cook and fired too big . and e tea also suck . cost me $36 to suffer for our dinner =( .
We could have eat abetter dinner else where like Holand.V de C.jade or wad . Jp de C.jade suck
We could have eat abetter dinner else where like Holand.V de C.jade or wad . Jp de C.jade suck
Thursday, February 26, 2009
My offdays
Going sch to day to take C&W mag but E trainer is having lesson n cannot find e mag so took some Wine & dine mag n met up with Esther to take my plates lol sch change , no need wear uniform look so funny . chat with Liping for awhile then going back home.
Hope that Hamster got e place for attachment soon Lucks to u.
May e force be with u .
=)
Hope that Hamster got e place for attachment soon Lucks to u.
May e force be with u .
=)
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
1st Mth
Celebrate our 1st Mth early coz is on e CNY , Hom make a cake for us . I feel happy , i wanna to do a Tiramisu cake also but she was early lol... . got to miss her for 5days as i going oversea .
Hope Hom can rest well during ur off n PH .
Hope Hom can rest well during ur off n PH .
Friday, January 9, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR 01/01/09
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